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FAQ

How do I use the sheets?

Laundry Detergent Sheets

  1. Toss a Sheet: Into your washer—it's compatible with front-loaders, top-loaders, high-efficiency machines, and even your neighbor's sketchy washing machine.
  2. Add Clothes: Yes, this is important.
  3. Press Start: Go live your best life.
  • Normal Loads: One sheet to rule them all.
  • Messy Loads: Two sheets = no mercy for filth.
  • Hand Washing: Dissolve 1 sheet in water and let it work its magic.

Dishwashing Detergent Sheets

  1. Let It Go: Poke one sheet in your dishwasher's detergent compartment.
  2. Set the Stage: Load up your dishwasher. Yes, this is important.
  3. Start the Magic: Hit start, and let the sheet dissolve faster than your willpower at a dessert buffet.
  4. Enjoy the Sparkle: Open the door to spotless dishes and the undeniable proof that you've got your life together.

Toilet Cleaning Sheets

  1. Drop the Decree: Place one sheet in your toilet bowl. It dissolves in 10 sec like magic, ready to work.
  2. Spread the Command: Spread it over the bowl and give tough stains time to soak. They need a moment to realize it's over.
  3. Brush the Throne: Scrub and show the petty filth who's in charge of the royal throne.
  4. Flush: Send the stains, smells, and filth swirling away from your kingdom.
Can I return or exchange?

If we stuff it up, we'll sort you out. Our mums raised us well. But odds are, you'll be too busy admiring your clean house to care. See our return policy.