Why You'll Love It
These sheets will clean up your clothes with less effort, no nasties, and a whole lot more sass.
Plant-based, pre-measured sheets that wipe out stains and messes while ditching the harsh stuff like phosphates and bleach. Eco-friendly, effortless, and so good your old toxic detergent might fake its own disappearance.
Plant-Based
Earth-Friendly
Aussie Owned
Easy Peasy
Every ingredient is here for a reason:
Aqua (Water) — Just water. The OG solvent that helps everything mix and activate.
Sodium Lauryl Sulfate — Our main cleaner. Lifts dirt and stains with plenty of suds.
Sodium C14-16 Olefin Sulfonate — A plant-based surfactant for extra cleaning power.
Polyvinyl Alcohol — Makes the sheet a sheet! Dissolves fast with no mess.
Glycerin — Softens, hydrates, and keeps your clothes and hands happy.
Sodium Citrate — Softens hard water so the cleaning actually works.
Protease — Enzyme magic: breaks down tough stains like grass and food.
Perfume (Peach Blossom only) — Just enough for a clean, fresh scent—never overpowering. Only in Peach Blossom, not Unscented.
We ship out of our Sydney warehouse and move faster than when someone mentions free food. Expect your order in two to four business days.
The Filthy-Free or Free Guarantee: you'll get a 100% refund if our sheets don't leave you grinning, gleaming, and filthy-free within 30 days. Even if you've just had a change of heart, no worries. Just send them back. See our return policy.
These sheets will clean up your clothes with less effort, no nasties, and a whole lot more sass.
This happens to our customers. One day you're staring down Mount Washmore. The next you're filming a love letter to your detergent.
No nasties. Here's what we leave out (and why) so our detergent sheets are less toxic than the Facebook comment section:
1. Toss a Sheet
Pop one in with your clothes. No measuring, no mess, and no plastic.
2. Add Clothes
Yes, this part matters. Sheets work with all machines and any load.
3. Press Start
Hit go and get back to living your best life. 1 sheet for normal loads, 2 for filthy, and 1 for hand washing.
You'll get a 100% refund if our sheets don't leave you grinning, gleaming, and filthy-free within 30 days. Even if you've just had a change of heart, no worries. Just send them back.
122,000 Aussies are doing it tough with no place to call home, no way to wash up, and no one to talk to when things get heavy.
That's why we donate 10% of profits to Orange Sky. Their bright vans travel the country, offering clean laundry and hot showers to people who need them most. But it's the conversations that matter just as much as the wash.
When you choose Filthy Clean, you're giving someone a moment of comfort on a hard day. Your purchase helps someone feel seen and cared for, even when life is rough.
| Feature | Filthy Clean | Big Plastic |
|---|---|---|
| Cost per Wash | ✔ As low as $0.32 | ✘ $0.80 |
| 365 Loads per Year | ✔ $116.80 | ✘ $292 |
| Biodegradable | ✔ Naturally breaks down | ✘ Won't quit |
| Plastic-Free Packaging | ✔ Real deal | ✘ Plastic party |
| Plant-Based | ✔ Plants doing overtime | ✘ Lab party |
| Cruelty Free | ✔ No critters harmed | ✘ Yeah, nah |
| Pre-Measured Sheets | ✔ Tear, clean, brag | ✘ Hope you guessed right |
| Effectiveness | ✔ Hits harder than expected | ✔ Clap clap |
| Septic Safe | ✔ Flush with pride | ? Depends what you grabbed |
| Australian Owned | ✔ Proudly filthy and local | ✘ Owned by someone, somewhere |
| Smells Like a Win | ✔ Fresh, for real | ✘ Chemical beach party |
| Looks Cute on the Bench | ✔ Bench candy | ✘ Sad and soulless |
Normal Loads: One sheet to rule them all.
Messy Loads: Two sheets = no mercy for filth.
Hand Washing: Dissolve one sheet in water and let it work its magic.
Oh yeah. Filthy Clean sheets show tough stains who's boss. Each one is loaded with protease, which is a fancy way of saying, "This enzyme chomps on grass, blood, sweat, and food stains like it's snack time."
If you're staring down a real mess, just rub a wet bit of the sheet straight onto the trouble spot before you wash. Then let the machine do its thing while you pretend you had to try.
Absolutely. These sheets vanish from the earth just as easily as they disappear stains from your laundry pile. Actual scientists in white coats tested them, and they passed the OECD-301B biodegradable standard. No microplastics, no planet guilt, just clean clothes and a clean conscience.
You're saving the earth while you clean your socks. Go on, brag about it.
Totally. Filthy Clean sheets get along with every washer—HE, front loaders, top loaders, even that clunky machine your neighbor swears "still has a few good years left." Toss one in and let the sheet handle the dirt while you take the credit.
We can't speak for her, but your cupboard's never looked cleaner. If she finds something to complain about, just blame us. We got you.