Why You'll Love It
These sheets will clean up your toilet with less effort, no nasties, and a whole lot more sass.
Toilet Cleaning Sheets
1 Pack
$15.00 USD
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Toilet Cleaning Sheets
$15.00 USD
Unit price
$15.00 USD per 40 items
Plant-based, pre-measured sheets that erase stains and grime in your toilet. They skip the nasty stuff like bleach and phosphates that destroy our environment, leaving your toilet spotless and your conscience clean. Your old toxic cleaner will finally admit defeat. Drop a sheet, dethrone the grime, and reclaim your kingdom.
Plant-Based
Earth-Friendly
Aussie Owned
Bleach-Free
Ingredients
Every ingredient is here for a reason:
Sodium Dodecyl Sulfate — The main cleaner. Cuts through grime and leaves the bowl gleaming.
Polyvinyl Alcohol — Makes the sheet a sheet! Dissolves fast with no mess.
Glycerin — Keeps the sheet flexible and helps it dissolve smoothly.
Sodium C12-14 Olefin Sulfonate — Plant-based surfactant for extra cleaning power.
Disodium EDTA — Binds minerals in hard water so the cleaners can do their job.
Hydroxyacetophenone — A gentle antioxidant that keeps the formula stable.
Sodium Chloride — Plain salt. Helps with texture and consistency.
Sodium Hydrogen Carbonate — Baking soda. Deodorizes and helps lift stains.
Perfume — A fresh, clean scent for the royal throne.
2-Day Shipping*
We ship out of our Sydney warehouse and move faster than when someone mentions free food. Order before 12pm Sydney time on a weekday and your order goes out that day. See more detailed delivery times for other countries.
*Two days is the quick end, not a promise. Australia is a big country. Your parcel might see more of it than you have. Standard post is 2 to 8 business days depending on your postcode. Express is 1 to 3.
30-Day Filthy-Free Guarantee
The Filthy-Free or Free Guarantee: you'll get a 100% refund if our sheets don't leave you grinning, gleaming, and filthy-free within 30 days. Even if you've just had a change of heart, no worries. Just send them back. See our return policy.
Finally, Some Toilet Talk You'll Love
Nobody plans to discuss their toilet on camera. Then comes your first clean without the chemical cloud, and suddenly there's plenty to say.
What Gets Left Out
No nasties. Here's what we leave out (and why) so our detergent sheets are less toxic than the Facebook comment section:
How It Works
1. Drop the Decree
Place one sheet in your toilet bowl. It dissolves in 10 sec like magic, ready to work.
2. Spread the Command
Spread it over the bowl and give tough stains time to soak. They need a moment to realize it's over.
3. Brush the Throne
Scrub and show the petty filth who's in charge of the royal throne.
4. Flush
Send the stains, smells, and filth swirling away from your kingdom.
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FILTHY-FREE
OR FREEGUARANTEE
100% MONEY-BACK
The Filthy-Free or Free Guarantee
You'll get a 100% refund if our sheets don't leave you grinning, gleaming, and filthy-free within 30 days. Even if you've just had a change of heart, no worries. Just send them back.
Every Wash Helps Fund Dignity
122,000 Aussies are doing it tough with no place to call home, no way to wash up, and no one to talk to when things get heavy.
That's why we donate 10% of profits to Orange Sky. Their bright vans travel the country, offering clean laundry and hot showers to people who need them most. But it's the conversations that matter just as much as the wash.
When you choose Filthy Clean, you're giving someone a moment of comfort on a hard day. Your purchase helps someone feel seen and cared for, even when life is rough.
Your Old Toilet Cleaner's Worst Nightmare
| Feature | Filthy Clean | Big Plastic |
|---|---|---|
| Cost per Toilet Clean | ✘ Up to $0.43 | ✔ $0.40 |
| Plastic-Free Packaging | ✔ Real deal | ✘ Plastic party |
| Plant-Based | ✔ Plants doing overtime | ✘ Lab party |
| Cruelty Free | ✔ No critters harmed | ✘ Yeah, nah |
| Pre-Measured Sheets | ✔ Tear, clean, brag | ✘ Hope you guessed right |
| Effectiveness | ✔ Hits harder than expected | ✔ Clap clap |
| Septic Safe | ✔ Flush with pride | ? Depends what you grabbed |
| Australian Owned | ✔ Proudly filthy and local | ✘ Owned by someone, somewhere |
| Smells Like a Win | ✔ Fresh, for real | ✘ Chemical beach party |
| Bathroom Cute | ✔ Bench candy | ✘ Sad and soulless |
How we calculated:
Filthy Clean costs are based on the per-sheet price. Big Plastic costs use popular supermarket brands priced at $6 per 750ml bottle with 15 uses. All prices are in AUD and rounded to the nearest cent.
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Filthy Clean costs are based on the per-sheet price. Big Plastic costs use popular supermarket brands priced at $6 per 750ml bottle with 15 uses. All prices are in AUD and rounded to the nearest cent.
Toilet Cleaning Sheet FAQ
How many sheets do I need per clean?
Just one! Even if your toilet looks like it's been through a warzone, having seen things it can't unsee, one sheet is all you need. Drop it in, let it dissolve, and for the best clean, give it a quick swish around the bowl. Then brush, flush, and enjoy your sparkling throne. Peace has been restored.
Are they safe for septic tanks and pipes?
Absolutely. Our sheets dissolve fast, won't clog up your pipes, and are safe for septic systems. Flush with confidence, knowing you won't be whispering sweet nothings to a plumber's invoice.
Will my toilet finally respect me if I use these?
Oh yes. Your toilet will be so clean, it'll practically salute you. Years of being taken for granted, gone in a flush. All that's left is the quiet dignity of a throne that finally knows who's in charge.
