Why You'll Love It
These sheets will clean up your dishes with less effort, no nasties, and a whole lot more sass.
Plant-based, pre-measured sheets that boot grease and grime while avoiding phosphates and synthetic fragrances. Get sparkling dishes plus a conscience as clean as your plates. These dishwashing detergent sheets are so effective, your old detergent pods and powders are applying for retirement.
Plant-Based
Earth-Friendly
Aussie Owned
Non-Toxic
Every ingredient is here for a reason:
Aqua (Water) — Just water. The OG solvent that helps everything mix and activate.
Polyvinyl Alcohol — Makes the sheet a sheet! Dissolves fast with no mess.
Sodium C14-16 Olefin Sulfonate — Plant-based surfactant that lifts grease and food off your dishes.
Starch — Natural plant starch keeps the sheet intact until you need it.
Sorbitol — Sourced from plants. Keeps sheets flexible and helps them dissolve.
Sodium Citrate — Plant-based water softener. Helps natural cleaners work better.
Alkyl Polyglucoside (APG) — Naturally derived from plants. Mild but tough on grease and grime.
Methyl Ester Sulfonate (MES) — Plant-based surfactant made from coconut. Fights stubborn stains.
Sodium Carbonate — Also called washing soda. Mineral-based and boosts cleaning power.
Glycerol — Also called glycerin. Plant-based and keeps sheets gentle and smooth.
Sodium Bicarbonate — Baking soda. Mineral-based. Deodorizes and helps remove stains.
Gluconic Acid — Natural acid made from glucose. Helps prevent mineral build-up.
Lipase — Enzyme from nature. Breaks down grease for cleaner dishes.
Amylase — Enzyme from nature. Breaks down starches and sticky food.
Protease — Enzyme from nature. Breaks down protein stains like egg and dairy.
Saponin — Natural foamer from plants. Helps bubbles do their job.
Perfume — Natural scent from real lemons.
We ship out of our Sydney warehouse and move faster than when someone mentions free food. Expect your order in two to four business days.
The Filthy-Free or Free Guarantee: you'll get a 100% refund if our sheets don't leave you grinning, gleaming, and filthy-free within 30 days. Even if you've just had a change of heart, no worries. Just send them back. See our return policy.
These sheets will clean up your dishes with less effort, no nasties, and a whole lot more sass.
This happens to our customers. One day you're scrubbing lasagne at 10pm and running the dishwasher. The next you're filming a love letter to your detergent.
No nasties. Here's what we leave out (and why) so our detergent sheets are less toxic than the Facebook comment section:
1. Let It Go
Poke one sheet in your dishwasher's detergent compartment or drop into the sink for handwashing.
2. Set the Stage
Load up your dishwasher. Yes, this is important.
3. Start the Magic
Hit start, and let the sheet dissolve faster than your willpower at a dessert buffet.
4. Enjoy the Sparkle
Open the door to spotless dishes and the undeniable proof that you've got your life together.
You'll get a 100% refund if our sheets don't leave you grinning, gleaming, and filthy-free within 30 days. Even if you've just had a change of heart, no worries. Just send them back.
122,000 Aussies are doing it tough with no place to call home, no way to wash up, and no one to talk to when things get heavy.
That's why we donate 10% of profits to Orange Sky. Their bright vans travel the country, offering clean laundry and hot showers to people who need them most. But it's the conversations that matter just as much as the wash.
When you choose Filthy Clean, you're giving someone a moment of comfort on a hard day. Your purchase helps someone feel seen and cared for, even when life is rough.
| Feature | Filthy Clean | Big Plastic |
|---|---|---|
| Cost per Wash | ✔ As low as $0.32 | ✘ $1.01 |
| 365 Loads per Year | ✔ $116.80 | ✘ $368.65 |
| Plastic-Free Packaging | ✔ Real deal | ✘ Plastic party |
| Plant-Based | ✔ Plants doing overtime | ✘ Lab party |
| Cruelty Free | ✔ No critters harmed | ✘ Yeah, nah |
| Pre-Measured Sheets | ✔ Tear, clean, brag | ✘ Hope you guessed right |
| Effectiveness | ✔ Hits harder than expected | ✔ Clap clap |
| Septic Safe | ✔ Flush with pride | ? Depends what you grabbed |
| Australian Owned | ✔ Proudly filthy and local | ✘ Owned by someone, somewhere |
| Smells Like a Win | ✔ Fresh, for real | ✘ Chemical beach party |
| Looks Cute on the Bench | ✔ Bench candy | ✘ Sad and soulless |
Think of it like this: one sheet for a normal dish disaster, two sheets if you just hosted a party and every plate is caked with something mysterious. Regular mess? One sheet. Kitchen chaos? Double it up. Simple.
Oh, totally. These sheets have faced burnt cheese, day-old lasagna, and whatever that sticky orange stuff is that nobody's owning up to. We tossed them into dishwashers with plates that looked like a crime scene and they came out spotless.
It's the magic of plant enzymes that break down stubborn gunk so you can skip the angry scrubbing. Just pop in a sheet, press start (or handwash), and go live your life. These little legends can handle it.
No. Each sheet comes with a plant-based rinse aid built in, so your dishes come out looking shiny and smug. If your water is harder than your dad's steak, you will likely need extra rinse aid, but for most, it's overkill.
We can promise shiny plates, but for sins, you'll need a different kind of clean. Only Jesus can handle that job. He's got the ultimate stain-remover. If you find a setting to wash away regrets on your dishwasher, send us the manual.