The Filthy Clean Laundry Pack
Your whole laundry routine in one hit. Sheets that pull their weight, a stain bar for life's oops moments, dryer balls that fluff like they mean it, and a tin to keep everything fresh. No jugs, no measuring, no drama. Mount Washmore doesn't stand a chance.
Includes:
- 80 x Laundry Detergent Sheets ($29.99 worth)
- 1 x Laundry Lifesaver Stain Remover ($9.97 worth)
- 6 x Fast And Fluffy Dryer Balls ($19.99 worth)
- 1 x The Sheet Tin ($12.00 worth)
Plant-Based
Earth-Friendly
Aussie Owned
Bottle-Free
Shipping
We ship out of our Sydney warehouse and move faster than when someone mentions free food. Expect your order in two to four business days.
Returns & Guarantee
The Filthy-Free or Free Guarantee: you'll get a 100% refund if our sheets don't leave you grinning, gleaming, and filthy-free within 30 days. Even if you've just had a change of heart, no worries. Just send them back. See our return policy.
Why You'll Love It
These sheets will clean up your routine with less effort, no nasties, and a whole lot more sass.
Actual Footage Of People Enjoying Laundry
This happens to our customers. One day you're staring down Mount Washmore. The next you're filming a love letter to your detergent.
What Gets Left Out
No nasties. Here's what we leave out (and why) so our detergent sheets are less toxic than the Facebook comment section:
How Everything In The Pack Works
Laundry Detergent Sheets
1. Toss a Sheet
Pop one in with your clothes. No measuring, no mess, and no plastic.
2. Add Clothes
Yes, this part matters. Sheets work with all machines and any load.
3. Press Start
Hit go and get back to living your best life. 1 sheet for normal loads, 2 for filthy, and 1 for hand washing.
Laundry Lifesaver Stain Remover
1. Wet
Act fast, the sooner the better. Wet the bar and the stain with cold water. Spot test first if the fabric's a drama queen.
2. Rub and Rest
Use the bar, use your fingers. Rinse and rub more if needed, then give it 2 minutes to work its magic. A little longer for extra stubborn spots.
3. Wash Normally
Toss it in the wash with your laundry sheets for the full rescue mission. Smile, your wardrobe lives another day.
Fast and Fluffy Dryer Balls
1. Toss Them In
Throw three Fast and Fluffy Balls in with your wet laundry. That's it. No rituals required.
2. Add Scent (Optional)
Add a few drops of your favorite essential oil to each ball before the cycle if you want that "fresh linen in a meadow" vibe.
3. Start and Relax
Press start. Let the balls bounce while you scroll, snack, nap—or all three.
4. Don't Overpack
Give those balls space to bounce. Overstuffing the dryer = flat, sad laundry. We want sheep-on-a-trampoline fluff.
The Sheet Tin
1. Fill It
Stack your laundry sheets inside. It holds about 120, so a couple of packs fit no worries.
2. Seal It
The lid keeps moisture out and your sheets dry. No soggy surprises.
3. Park It
It's good-looking enough for the shelf. No more hiding detergent under the sink.
The Filthy-Free or Free Guarantee
You'll get a 100% refund if our sheets don't leave you grinning, gleaming, and filthy-free within 30 days. Even if you've just had a change of heart, no worries. Just send them back.
Every Wash Helps Fund Dignity
122,000 Aussies are doing it tough with no place to call home, no way to wash up, and no one to talk to when things get heavy.
That's why we donate 10% of profits to Orange Sky. Their bright vans travel the country, offering clean laundry and hot showers to people who need them most. But it's the conversations that matter just as much as the wash.
When you choose Filthy Clean, you're giving someone a moment of comfort on a hard day. Your purchase helps someone feel seen and cared for, even when life is rough.
Your Old Detergent's Worst Nightmare
| Feature | Filthy Clean | Big Plastic |
|---|---|---|
| Cost per Laundry Load | ✔ $0.36 | ✘ $0.80 |
| Stain Removal | ✔ Quick stain action | ✔ Clap clap |
| Plastic-Free Packaging | ✔ Real deal | ✘ Plastic party |
| Plant-Based | ✔ Plants doing overtime | ✘ Lab party |
| Cruelty Free | ✔ No critters harmed | ✘ Yeah, nah |
| Pre-Measured Sheets | ✔ Tear, clean, brag | ✘ Hope you guessed right |
| Effectiveness | ✔ Hits harder than expected | ✔ Clap clap |
| Septic Safe | ✔ Flush with pride | ? Depends what you grabbed |
| Australian Owned | ✔ Proudly filthy and local | ✘ Owned by someone, somewhere |
| Smells Like a Win | ✔ Fresh, for real | ✘ Chemical beach party |
| Money Saver | ✔ Outfit saver | ✔ Cheap like a goon bag |
| Looks Cute on the Bench | ✔ Bench candy | ✘ Sad and soulless |
Filthy Clean costs are based on the per-sheet price. Big Plastic costs use popular supermarket brands' recommended dosage per wash as of August 2025. All prices are in AUD and rounded to the nearest cent.
Laundry Pack FAQ
How long will this pack last me?
Depends how filthy you are. The 80 laundry sheets cover about 80 loads, which is a couple of months of Mount Washmore for most families. The stain bar sticks around for dozens of rescues, the dryer balls are good for up to 1,000 loads, and the tin never clocks off.
What's on subscription and am I stuck for life?
No cleaning handcuffs here. Your ongoing deliveries include the laundry sheets and the stain remover bar, the two things you actually use up. The dryer balls and tin land once with your first order and hang around for the long haul.
You'll get an email before each order gets posted out so you can pause, skip, swap, or cancel anytime. You're in full control.
Are the laundry sheets biodegradable?
Absolutely. These sheets vanish from the earth just as easily as they disappear stains from your laundry pile. Actual scientists in white coats tested them, and they passed the OECD-301B biodegradable standard. No microplastics, no planet guilt, just clean clothes and a clean conscience.
You're saving the earth while you clean your socks. Go on, brag about it.
What fits inside The Sheet Tin?
All your Filthy Clean detergent sheets. Laundry, dishwashing, toilet. At 13cm x 9cm x 7cm, it fits about 120 of your 7 x 11cm sheets, so you can stock up on a couple of packs and top it up before you run out. It's basically a share house for sheets, minus the drama.
Will this survive my family wearing three outfits a day?
That's what it was built for. Every sock, soccer kit and "I only wore it for five minutes" hoodie meets its match. There's eco-friendly detergent for the wash, a stain remover for the mysteries, and balls for the dryer. Outfit number four is welcome to try.