The Filthy Clean Starter Pack
This ultimate bundle cleans your laundry, dishes, and royal throne. No plastic. No mess. No landfill guilt. It's pre-measured and planet-loving. Perfect for first-timers who want their home clean, their conscience clear, and their cupboards slightly less shameful.
Includes:
- 80 x Laundry Detergent Sheets ($29.99 worth)
- 80 x Dishwashing Detergent Sheets ($29.99 worth)
- 40 x Toilet Cleaning Sheets ($19.99 worth)
- 3 x Kitchen Chaos Cloths ($12.00 worth)
- 6 x Fast And Fluffy Dryer Balls ($19.99 worth)
Plant-Based
Earth-Friendly
Aussie Owned
Bottle-Free
Shipping
We ship out of our Sydney warehouse and move faster than when someone mentions free food. Expect your order in two to four business days.
Returns & Guarantee
The Filthy-Free or Free Guarantee: you'll get a 100% refund if our sheets don't leave you grinning, gleaming, and filthy-free within 30 days. Even if you've just had a change of heart, no worries. Just send them back. See our return policy.
Why You'll Love It
These sheets will clean up your routine with less effort, no nasties, and a whole lot more sass.
Actual Footage Of People Enjoying Housework
This happens to our customers. One day the cupboard under your sink is wall-to-wall plastic and chemicals you can't pronounce. The next you're filming love letters.
What Gets Left Out
No nasties. Here's what we leave out (and why) so our detergent sheets are less toxic than the Facebook comment section:
How Everything In The Pack Works
Laundry Detergent Sheets
1. Toss a Sheet
Pop one in with your clothes. No measuring, no mess, and no plastic.
2. Add Clothes
Yes, this part matters. Sheets work with all machines and any load.
3. Press Start
Hit go and get back to living your best life. 1 sheet for normal loads, 2 for filthy, and 1 for hand washing.
Dishwashing Detergent Sheets
1. Let It Go
Poke one sheet in your dishwasher's detergent compartment or drop into the sink for handwashing.
2. Set the Stage
Load up your dishwasher. Yes, this is important.
3. Start the Magic
Hit start, and let the sheet dissolve faster than your willpower at a dessert buffet.
4. Enjoy the Sparkle
Open the door to spotless dishes and the undeniable proof that you've got your life together.
Toilet Cleaning Sheets
1. Drop the Decree
Place one sheet in your toilet bowl. It dissolves in 10 sec like magic, ready to work.
2. Spread the Command
Spread it over the bowl and give tough stains time to soak. They need a moment to realize it's over.
3. Brush the Throne
Scrub and show the petty filth who's in charge of the royal throne.
4. Flush
Send the stains, smells, and filth swirling away from your kingdom.
Fast and Fluffy Dryer Balls
1. Toss Them In
Throw three Fast and Fluffy Balls in with your wet laundry. That's it. No rituals required.
2. Add Scent (Optional)
Add a few drops of your favorite essential oil to each ball before the cycle if you want that "fresh linen in a meadow" vibe.
3. Start and Relax
Press start. Let the balls bounce while you scroll, snack, nap—or all three.
4. Don't Overpack
Give those balls space to bounce. Overstuffing the dryer = flat, sad laundry. We want sheep-on-a-trampoline fluff.
The Filthy-Free or Free Guarantee
You'll get a 100% refund if our sheets don't leave you grinning, gleaming, and filthy-free within 30 days. Even if you've just had a change of heart, no worries. Just send them back.
Every Wash Helps Fund Dignity
122,000 Aussies are doing it tough with no place to call home, no way to wash up, and no one to talk to when things get heavy.
That's why we donate 10% of profits to Orange Sky. Their bright vans travel the country, offering clean laundry and hot showers to people who need them most. But it's the conversations that matter just as much as the wash.
When you choose Filthy Clean, you're giving someone a moment of comfort on a hard day. Your purchase helps someone feel seen and cared for, even when life is rough.
Your Old Detergent's Worst Nightmare
| Feature | Filthy Clean | Big Plastic |
|---|---|---|
| Cost per Laundry Load | ✔ $0.36 | ✘ $0.80 |
| Cost per Dish Load | ✔ $0.36 | ✘ $1.01 |
| Cost per Toilet Clean | ✘ $0.47 | ✔ $0.40 |
| Plastic-Free Packaging | ✔ Real deal | ✘ Plastic party |
| Plant-Based | ✔ Plants doing overtime | ✘ Lab party |
| Cruelty Free | ✔ No critters harmed | ✘ Yeah, nah |
| Pre-Measured Sheets | ✔ Tear, clean, brag | ✘ Hope you guessed right |
| Effectiveness | ✔ Hits harder than expected | ✔ Clap clap |
| Septic Safe | ✔ Flush with pride | ? Depends what you grabbed |
| Australian Owned | ✔ Proudly filthy and local | ✘ Owned by someone, somewhere |
| Smells Like a Win | ✔ Fresh, for real | ✘ Chemical beach party |
| Looks Cute on the Bench | ✔ Bench candy | ✘ Sad and soulless |
Filthy Clean costs are based on the per-sheet price for each cleaning task (laundry, dish, toilet). Big Plastic costs use popular supermarket brands' recommended dosage or what's reasonable as of August 2025. All prices are in AUD and rounded to the nearest cent.
Starter Pack FAQ
How long will this pack last me?
Depends how filthy you are. Laundry? One sheet = one load (two if it's post-camping). Dishes? One sheet per dishwasher cycle or sinkful. Toilet? One sheet per throne room cleanse.
It lasts most family households two months. You're looking at months of cleaning joy, minus the plastic guilt.
What does the subscription include and am I stuck for life?
No cleaning handcuffs here. Your ongoing subscription includes laundry, dishwashing, and toilet sheets—all of which you can pause, skip, swap, or cancel anytime. Your first order comes with bonus Kitchen Chaos Cloths and Fast & Fluffy Dryer Balls.
You'll get an email before your next order gets posted out so you can adjust it how you want. The Starter Pack is only available on subscription and you're in full control. You can change up any future order based on your cleaning chaos.
Is this better for the environment?
Absolutely. These sheets vanish from the earth just as easily as they disappear stains from your laundry pile. Actual scientists in white coats have tested our laundry sheets, and they passed the OECD-301B biodegradable standard. No microplastics, no planet guilt, just clean clothes and a clean conscience.
You're saving the earth while you clean your home. Go on, brag about it.
Any chance you make sheets for cleaning up my entire life?
If we could make a sheet for emotional stability and returning phone calls, trust us, we would. For now, we're sticking to the messes you can see. We've got laundry, dishes, and toilets under control. That's like 80% of being a functioning adult. The rest is still a work in progress. Until we invent Life Sheets™, this'll get you pretty close.